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está oscuro afuera... y dentro de mí. Abraza esta locura. What time is it? It's rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaandooooooommmm time!!!! No, you're wrooooooooong
(An emotional mexican who loves dogs and foooooooood)
Use your little gamer brain
Transcript:
KyriaThanatos: if you don’t kill an enemy like a boss enemy or something, I feel like you can reasonably assume they’ll come back
Demily: I dunno man, sometimes they just don’t.
Kyria: use your little gamer brain. I believe you have a gamer brain
Demily: do I have a gamer brain? I don’t think I say enough slurs to have a gamer brain
Kyria: *laughs, then starts to cough*
Demily: Y'alright?
Kyria: I’d just taken a sip of my soda- *continues to perish*
Demily: *laughs at her misfortune*
Kyria: Augh, my throat! I’d literally just taken a big gulp, fuck! God it’s in my nose!! Auuhwgh!
Demily (at the same time): Suffer. Suffer! Suffer! *adorable and squeaky, yet clearly evil, laughter*Id never heard demily’s voice before 🥺🥺🥺🥺 she sounds so nice? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 aaah? Demily how did i not know you sonded like this ??? You sound so good????? Like… You sound like the narrator in any movie in my dreams????
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now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn
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due to personal reasons i have decided not to pass away but become a cunt instead
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who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat:
KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY
*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!! KILL*
VIOLENCE RULES!
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this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
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Hugo Simberg, The Garden of Death, 1896.
Every time I see this I always wonder what the painter’s intended message was. It looks so pleasant, that middle skeleton looks so happy with its work.
Maybe it’s supposed to be a memento mori, but a comforting and encouraging one.
This is one of the most famous paintings in Finland. There are multiple interpretations of it but they all share the same base idea:
“According to Simberg, the flowers represent people’s souls, the skeletons are aids to Death, and the Garden of Death is a purgatory of sorts for souls waiting for entrance into heaven. This artwork invites the viewer to consider the afterlife, to take comfort in his or her own passing, and to not fear what happens after the body fails to function.”
“It depicts Simberg’s thoughts on afterlife, which is not run by angels but skeletons who take care of the heavenly garden with a gentle hand, while waiting for more “gardeners” to arrive. It is derived from the medieval belief that the dead sleep in a blooming garden.”
“In Simberg’s garden the humble Death-like figures struggle against harsh conditions; the landscape around the garden has burnt yellow, it is dry and barren. The cherished flowers grow in exotic shapes, slowly, requiring constant care. The black-clad figures love their nurslings. The garden is a place where Death is allowed to realize its feelings of affection. The Garden of Death can be seen depicting the impossibility of this love; maybe the flowers are tender and fragile because they can not handle the love of Death. Love has two faces: one of them is the face of devastation.”
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They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved
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